Things about “Us” I couldn’t make up

1.     C got traded from Tampa ON MY BIRTHDAY. Happy birthday to me :)

2.     Speaking of Tampa, I am flying there in less than a week.  I haven’t been there in almost 10 years. It just happens to be where C lives/lived. (Confusing subject right now….)

3.     I have a terrible time sleeping especially when people snore. I used to cry myself to sleep when I had overnights with the snoring kind. C snores. Loud sometimes. I sleep right through it.

4.     I always said I wanted a guy who cooks, because I don’t love it/don’t really know how.  C is going to be a guest chef on a cooking show next week. How’s that for a cook?